Insomnia (insomnia ) wrote,

Kill Bush...

... with ballots, not bullets! Personally, I would never advocate a painful, gruesome, bitter end for the POTUS, because I just might want to fly on a plane again someday. Besides, I hear it's illegal or something.

Seriously. You shouldn't kill Bush. You should just vote him out of office.

That said, I *do* believe that we should find the greasy snitch who keeps reporting LJers to the feds and do something nasty to them. Reporting LJers isn't a new thing -- this happened to artvamp and habibi too. So let's find this little weasel who is wasting taxpayer money and potentially endangering the security of our beloved leader with their phony warnings and beat the bejeezus out of them.

So, just to be clear here, you shouldn't kidnap Bush, duct-tape his appendages and orifices, anally violate him with broken florescent lights, beat him over the head, stick him in a woodchipper, and leave his remains under a pile of leaves on the side of the road in the Santa Cruz mountains, because that's not a very nice thing to do... even if it would arguably be the first good thing Bush has ever done for the environment.

I know that some of you are probably psychotic and potentially better armed than the rest of the population, but don't listen to that little voice in your head telling you to off the President. You shouldn't spend quiet moments at work thinking of creative ways to kill him, nor should you think of Bush while you clean and oil your favorite rifle. Think of something less stimulating instead... like your grandfather, for instance. Better yet, think of America.

So, once more I implore you... don't mulch your president. Even if you think he's the anti-christ. Even if many others agree with you. Don't do it yet, in any case. And don't tell them that it was my idea, because it wasn't.

This friendly reminder brought to you by your pals at Insomnia!
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